Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.

Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!

by broseph1120 January 1, 2012

ben foss

His fist bumps are more powerful than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick which causes you to be the epitome of awesomeness. His Datsun looks like a bad car but can go 17000 kilometers an hour and fly. He is a sexual beast and cannot be tamed, his body is ready 100% of the time. You will not expect it but you will know when he is there. If you ever meet or talk to him it will be the best moment of your life.

Holy shit that Ben Foss is the best thing thats ever happened to me.

by the awsome creator of the foss October 31, 2012

potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.

'Eww, are you potato flossing?'

by echaao January 24, 2013

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

Silver Floss

The strands of cum or precum that hang beneath a girl's legs during or after sex.

"I went down on my girlfriend last night, and after she came, she had silver floss hanging from her pussy"

by Phoequinox April 27, 2014

flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015