Worst Friend Ever 

Someone who won't go to a wedding if it isn't open bar.

Lynna: Is Kyle going to Lindsey's wedding?

Seth: He would literally skip a friends wedding if it wasnt open bar. Shallow.

Lynna: Man, he is the worst friend ever

Worst Friend Ever by beebe feeve July 27, 2010

crazy friend 

Is someone who is just as crazy as you and is always thinking out the box...

Me: who's your crazy friend?
Friend: I don't have a crazy friend

Me: um yes you do its me I am your crazy friend

crazy friend by CrazyAngelDust March 25, 2017

as a friend 

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

as a friend by JR May 28, 2004

whale of a friend 

an exceedingly kind, generous, caring, understanding and generally fantastic friend.

you're a whale of a friend.
great. so are you.

whale of a friend by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

National fuck your best friend day 

National fuck your friend day is a day meant for you and best friend of other gender to have some fun. June 19

Let’s fuck are best friends . Man my bf has the best dick. Yea National fuck your best friend day

National fuck your best friend day by Gshajdsnndbz April 12, 2019

National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day

On April 18th, push your friend (s) into their crush to embarrass them OR give them a better chance at getting with them. or just ruin their chances🤷 ♀️

my friend pushed me into my crush today. i hit him really hard and we fell over. he helped me up afterward. National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day!

National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day by evelcarr April 15, 2022

ego-friend 

a person who pretends to be your friend in order to boost his or her own self-worth or importance

Jay is just an ego-friend. He wants to see if he can add you to his lists of conquests in order to boost his self-importance.

ego-friend by ScottX December 23, 2006