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fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).
"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."
by Mutton Congress August 5, 2014
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Fresh from the Crèche

meaning someone is 'young', or inexperienced at something
Dude that Girl is Hottt!

Shes only 15 man, Fresh from the Crèche. Dont go there.
by Alan Titch February 13, 2010
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fresh 45 flats

a new pair of shoelaces, typically white, flat, and 45 cm in length
I just bought fresh 45 flats. I'm wearing fresh 45 flats, etc.
by Dr. Dre 07 March 2, 2011
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Hello fresh wound

A self inflicted burn or scalding injury caused by someone who can't cook attempting to do so whilst following the instructions of an online meal kit
What happened to you Bert, you've Burns all up your arms?

Its nothing. Just a Hello Fresh Wound
by Berty777 May 27, 2022
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Fresh out the Box

New here
You fresh out the box yo! Why don't you spit somethin bout youself.
by Zhuo December 10, 2012
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fresh from the grill

a term used for a person when they come in with new and stylish clothes
person 1: Dude look at john with that new look

person 2: Whoo, damn, fresh from the grill!
by cj thabeast November 17, 2016
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