When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).
"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."
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A self inflicted burn or scalding injury caused by someone who can't cook attempting to do so whilst following the instructions of an online meal kit
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