Facebook felony

n. Any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarrassing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating Facebook photo album or News Feed item. Facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.

News Feed: You have been tagged in an Album. "How to make him forget about is girlfriend Volume I"

Mike: Who the fuck?...SHIT!...I can't talk my way out of this Facebook felony!!!

by MHunter December 29, 2007

facebook warrior

a person who threatens or talks shit to people over facebook, but doesn't do anything when confronted in person.

Guy 1: This guy messaged me the other day saying he's gunna kick my ass, but when i tried to walk up to him today he ran away.

Guy 2: Wow.What a facebook warrior.

by d-wrecktion January 19, 2011

facebook cleaning

the process of leaving groups that you have been in too long/don't like anymore

dude your still in that group? you need to do some facebook cleaning

by Harrison Schroeder March 14, 2008

Facebook pain

Pain that's experienced through means of Facebook, but that you don't really care about, it just happened on Facebook.
It is, essentially, virtual pain.

"Adrian Ellis is married to Nick Rew <3 "
WOOOO!! :)

"Adrian Ellis is single <3 "
aaww :(
no one actually cares about this, but it would hurt in real life, therefore, it is Facebook pain

by adi19956 December 5, 2010

facebook whore

someone who takes pictures of themselves/their friends all the time just to put them on facebook.

"caroline would not stop taking pictures at that party last night. she's such a facebook whore."

by magggggie January 6, 2008

Facebook Guilt

Facebook Guilt: An attempt to support or bring attention to a cause by posting a guilt-inducing status update along the lines of "If you believe/don't believe in ___________, repost for the next _______ minutes/hours/days;" the implication being that if you don't repost you are taking a stand AGAINST said cause.

An example of Facebook Guilt: I care about America’s soldiers – IF YOU CARE TOO YOU MUST REPOST THIS!!

by SmartassMommies May 4, 2012

facebook ghosting

quickly logging off or appearing offline on Facebook to avoid a certain person.

john: i think Jane has been Facebook ghosting, she seems to log off every time i log on

by bic boi dan July 25, 2011