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joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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Chook eyed

An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high
"hey wheres tom"

"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"

"oh fuck how much did he have"

"easily 13 cones just to himself"

"mans gonna be on journey"
by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018
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one eyed spitting python

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*
by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015
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bleary eyed

Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.

He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
by Edz67 July 20, 2023
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BLUE EYED GIRL

okay the blue eyed girl is the one who goes around asking questions never around never to be seen okay
BLUE EYED GIRL it's even a mystery to me 😄
by 201HH April 8, 2024
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Red Eyed Ghandi

by wood2trapz November 22, 2021
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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