my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023

eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.

Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.

by Eridaniii July 4, 2023

ex

It's your ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend who you used to have a relationship with whether it was online in real life or if it included your sex life. Your not with your girlfriend/boyfriend so they're classed as your ex.

"Ahmed was my ex boyfriend.. I hate him"
"Jessica was my ex girlfriend I miss her"

by unknownnx July 26, 2023

Ex Jesus

Alex

Alex cut his long hair so now he’s ex jesus

by Starbellied July 30, 2023

Ex

Anyone you seriously spent time with whether it be a boyfriend or someone you just talked to for a decent amount of time.

Oh my gosh thats my ex!

Did you guys date?

No but we went on dates all the time and hooked up, thats my ex!

by aim00 August 14, 2023

Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.

“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”

by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023

NJO H EX X

Josh's last words after being arrested for debt, being a pedophile and being in the Shotasome GC.

Theory by Natsume_666 / Eden: NJO H EX X means no s*x, meaning he was h*rny but got arrested before he could m*sturb*t*.

''Remember Josh's last words?''
''NJO H EX X ? Yes, it was inspiring..''

by axel^_^ April 9, 2023