Ethan Barry

a man who is publically into sharing his boner endeavors not disclosing his fantasies of incest. He likes: Meisje. Very self absorbed and posh and has a very nice british accent

"i Ethan barry want to have sex with my cousin, i am so posh and i am not self absorbed"

by ethanbarryfan7000 November 13, 2022

Ethiopian Johnny

The act of “going blackface” with someone’s, or one’s own feces.

“Oh boy, how I love a good Ethiopian Johnny in the morning!”

“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”

by Butter_Mage January 26, 2023

Ethical pedophile

A type of pedophile, who has all the same tendencies as a regular pedophile, however they wait until their prey is of the age of consent.

Usually operating in counties where the age of consent is significantly lower than others.

He had the desire to have sex with children, so he booked a one way flight to Nigeria, gotta love those ethical pedophiles

by chickenlips11 February 7, 2023

Ethan

The absolute mega chad. The fattest cock and the biggest bank. He never flexes, hes humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Has all the friends you could want, is the best sports player you could ever meet, always friendly to others and caring about his close friends. Ethan the best guy you could know

Ethan: Hello good chums
Friends: Why hello!
Ethan: Where's your money at?
*Puts homies down*

by anonymous December 14, 2022

Ethan is a bitch

Fuck you bitch Ethan nick and me are gonna eat your legs

Person 1:yooo fuck you wait can we agree that Ethan is a bitch
Person2:yeah let’s go eat some legs he’s gonna shit his pants

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 18, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.

Ethan...NO...

by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023