The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.
“Look at that Eli P.”
by Satanslittlepplover September 15, 2022
The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.
Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.
by Princess kitty UwU January 19, 2021
A man who is more awesome than any Celine, Samantha, Bryon, Olivia, Charlie, Addyson, Jaylene, and Abbie
by Ghostflame August 23, 2021
happiness, home, somebody you can lean your head on without them judging you, shiny like the stars in the sky.
by 미나 April 26, 2022
You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
Eli is a giant cock.
by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021
The type of guy to give you lots of love. You would definitely want to be friends with him. He's got those pretty eyes and brown hair that you will find attractive. There's so much more about him - he's smart, determined, kind-hearted, and handsome. He's also very trustworthy. When it comes to someone making fun of you, he will defend you right away. Anything you want to keep a secret with him, he will keep it to you and just him. He will cherish that secret with you. He will never tell anyone else unless you want to let the cat out of the bag. Stuck on your homework? He'll help right away. Of course, he's intelligent. He will also abandon everyone else just for you. If you feel lonely, he'll definitely talk with you.
by Middle of June November 22, 2022