Eli

Eli is the most annoying useless person in the world always trys to steal your girl but never does

Eli:let's play basketball to see who gets your girl (and then loses)

by The Goat/ HIM July 4, 2025

Eli

A man who is more awesome than any Celine, Samantha, Bryon, Olivia, Charlie, Addyson, Jaylene, and Abbie

"Wow, Eli is Awesome!"

by Ghostflame August 23, 2021

Eli P.

The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.

“Look at that Eli P.”

by Satanslittlepplover September 15, 2022

Sarah Eli and David Chandler

The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.

Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.

by Princess kitty UwU January 19, 2021

Eli Pérez

A person with a really big personality and dick that is very talented in rapping and dancing. He is good at everything even getting the girls

Eli Pérez is the man

by Themassivedonkey May 9, 2019

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli

Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.

Eli is a giant cock.

by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021