dark magician

when several of these magicians gather, their intense power can build and cause total mass destruction

dan:we should be safe in this forest...
ralph: no! dark magicians!
*both men are instantly killed*

by hi im mike March 29, 2008

dark jokes

”Dark jokes have been passed for years. Each one worse than the next, such as: Boy: ”Hey I'm bored!” the graveyard keeper looks at him and spills some ashes on the floor than saying: ”There play with your brother.” or even, going too a person and saying, ”Are you a cop? Because I can't breathe.”

”Such things are known as dark jokes. If you use them, you are cool. And if you get mad at people for a bad joke, stop telling ”Why did the chicken cross the road?” He clearly just wanted some KFC. Anyway, good day Karen. Also, I haven't been seeing many children around school, you know where they went? I'm beginning too get bored.”

Sincerely,
—Jared from subway—

”If my wife had a dollar for every dark joke I told her,

She’d only have £/$0.77 in dark jokes.”

by The guy from sub-way June 10, 2020

So dark

People who are ‘so dark’ are always pedophiles and will prefer a nine year old over you.

Girl : I wish I had an s/o that’s SOOO DARK

Person with an s/o that’s so dark : No.

by ikkurai May 26, 2021

Dark Side of the Moon

Pink Floyd's opus, and basically put the band on the map. Released in 1973, and is still going strong in terms of sales and airplay.
It's musically transcendental, ethereal, cathartic; lyrically dark and even emotional, dealing with themes such as insecurity, insanity, war, death, and the evils of money.
Recommended for anyone who's just getting into rock music.

Dark Side of the Moon is just one of those albums that comes around once in a lifetime.

by VitalyKimiSebNirvana October 14, 2012

shot in the dark

Occurs when peeing late at night or early in the morning, (usually accompanied by an unfortunate boner) when the pee-er fails to turn on the light due to sleepiness - leading the pee-er to urinate in the darkness and get piss all over the floor.

Common responses include "fuck it" under the pee-ers' breath, but responses NEVER include cleaning the stray urine off the floor. (sometimes leaving the mother to clean it)

MOM - John, did you pee on the floor?

JOHN - Sorry, I took a shot in the dark

MOM - Fuck it

by JOHN JOHNSON Jinglesmith November 5, 2009

Rainbow in the Dark

A homosexual that won't come out of the closet

Cody is a Rainbow in the Dark. I know it

by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

Dark humor

Dark humor is when you make a joke about YOUR OWN trama.

Dark humor is when you make a joke about YOUR OWN trama.

u don’t need that explained 🤠

by Incel😼 July 14, 2020