Slurp my dong

Simply another way of saying "suck my manhood", because you can never have too many methods of parlaying this fine gesture of true respect to your fellow man.
"Please leave a message at the tone, unless you are a bill collector, in which case you may Slurp My Dong"
by Masked_Marauder November 25, 2013
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wrong dong soup

When someone who is dating a man decides to cheat on them with a person of asian decent. The woman procedes to give the man oral or vaginal pleasure and winds up taking the load in the face.
mike "hey man you sound depressed whats wrong?"

frank "dude my girlfriend had some wrong dong soup last night"

mike "bummer man"
by benjaminFLAwats June 07, 2010
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Long Dong Silver

Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.
I sucked off Long Dong Silver this morning, and now he wants me to do it again!
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
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hong dong

The crust in between the penis head and shaft that forms after not showering for a day or so. Also known as a homeless guy who says he is richer then you by "life experiences".
The hong dong in my crotch is making my balls itch.

Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.
by Jewbear April 08, 2007
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ding dong face

whats up ding dong face
by lane dittoe December 11, 2008
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deer dong

an expression said out of anger,something to say to make someone laugh
those pants make you look like you have a DEER DONG
by christophorus September 08, 2010
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do dong

varition on the urban word "dong". just with more emphasis and spaz.
"Hail Mary, suck a do dong!"
by ungin January 04, 2008
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