wrong dong soup

When someone who is dating a man decides to cheat on them with a person of asian decent. The woman procedes to give the man oral or vaginal pleasure and winds up taking the load in the face.

mike "hey man you sound depressed whats wrong?"

frank "dude my girlfriend had some wrong dong soup last night"

mike "bummer man"

by benjaminFLAwats June 8, 2010

Slurp my dong

Simply another way of saying "suck my manhood", because you can never have too many methods of parlaying this fine gesture of true respect to your fellow man.

"Please leave a message at the tone, unless you are a bill collector, in which case you may Slurp My Dong"

by Masked_Marauder November 24, 2013

Long Dong Silver

Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.

I sucked off Long Dong Silver this morning, and now he wants me to do it again!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

ding dong face

one who is being stupid, a general put down

whats up ding dong face

by lane dittoe December 19, 2008

hong dong

The crust in between the penis head and shaft that forms after not showering for a day or so. Also known as a homeless guy who says he is richer then you by "life experiences".

The hong dong in my crotch is making my balls itch.

Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.

by Jewbear April 13, 2007

dribbley dong whip

Generally an act of affection. A dribbley dong whip is when a man finishes urinating, and instead of shaking off the last few drops (or dribbles), the man dong whips (AKA cock slap, mushroom stamp, etc) his significant other with the remaining urine.

After enjoying a long and blissfull piss, Mark looked on at his beautifull bride laying peacefully in the bedroom, and decides she is worthy of a much deserved dribbley dong whip.

by PDD May 1, 2006

Ding Dong Bong

Ding Dong Bonging is an action sports game very similar in origins to ding dong ditching. However, rather than being a pussy, and running from the door, one must stay their ground (on the front porch) and bong a brew as soon as the homeowner opens the door. The object of the game is to get drunk. Side affects of the game include surprised home owners and dorm residents.

Nigga Jep ding dong bonged so many bitches last night

by Dirty Eddd May 12, 2009