Dave

A married man who preys on young females.

Any one heard of Dave and Bathsheba, along with the hundreds of other women he slep with.

by alicatmeeooowwwww July 1, 2010

Alright Dave

a dumb ass motherfucker

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!

by Ems August 5, 2003

hello dave

You say hello to dave
and hi to sue

'' Hello Dave ''
'' Hiiiiii Sue ''

by Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 24, 2004

Dave

Verb. To pointlessly repeat something over and over and over and over and over and over.

A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.

- " hey Dave, whatcha doin', Dave?"

- " Dave man, I'm watching Dave, Dave"

by Mathilda Underfoot February 5, 2010

Dave Mustaine

His name would still be confined to his mom's house if it weren't for Metallica.

Dave Mustaine sucks.

by Chaosmetal666 October 6, 2008

Dave

Used to describe someone who is always hungry but never brings hit/her own food, and always steals or ask for everyone elses lunches.

guy 1 'can i have your sandwhich?"
guy 2 'dont be such a Dave, bring you own'

by bob from social services August 15, 2012

dave chappelle

A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes.

Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.

Dave Chappelle went to Africa.

by ChnaManJX July 19, 2006