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ten count

1. When a person stands on a chicken for ten secounds then procedes to shout "Ten COUNT!"
2. A positive reply along the lines of "word"
3. Telling someone to count to ten when they are angry
4. greeting a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest
1. "TEN COUNT!"
2. "Yo dawg, you just robbed a bank without the po-po knowing...Ten Count yo!!!!
3. "Yo i know that slank cheated on you,but dont be trippin. Camn down, Ten Count G"
4. "Hey man theres a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest...TEN COUNT!!!!
by S-n-C Diddy February 18, 2004
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The Final Countdown

The act of making love to a woman.
Referring to the "countdown" until you ejaculate or just ejaculation.
Dude, I would so totally give that girl The Final Countdown.
by Jables246 September 19, 2009
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Count Dankula

The guy who stole Buddha and turned him from a cutie to a Nazi who wants to gas the Jews. Imagine the next day Buddha does Sieg Heil to the owner how big of a bs that is.
“Count Dankula, do you wanna gas the Jews?”
by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020
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Soft counter

Termed coined by Samir I.
1) The process of presenting compensation when rejecting an offer of a date.
2) To recommend a general substitute in place of the originally planned date.
3) The lesser extent of Hard counter.
guy: Would you like to have dinner this Friday night?
girl (soft countering): Oh, I would, but I'm busy this weekend. How about someday next week though?
by Samir Idnani via Bina July 20, 2008
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Counter sarcasm

When someone say something sarcastic and you counter by thinking its true
"you have big ears BTW"
"no i dont you dumb fuck" (Counter Sarcasm)
by Declan Deegan November 21, 2010
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Counterceptive

the act of punching a pregnant girl in the stomach to terminate the pregnancy; commonly confused with contraceptive or birth control
Dude, I was afraid i would have to use a counterceptive on my girl when she told me she was pregnant.
by B-ton March 1, 2010
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Rep-Counter

A bad personal trainer who only shows their clients how to use machines and then watches the client(s) use said machine. The personal trainer shows their client how to use a machine and then 'counts reps'. The personal trainer is not really training the client but rather 'counting reps' since anybody can read the directions on the machine and perform an exercise. The personal trainer doesn't add any value to the clients training session.
Sherrie the trainer just put me on a machine and sat there, she's a 'Rep-Counter' not a real personal trainer
by WZF February 20, 2009
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