undoing cooking

Undoing cooking by throwing the pasta in trash and gordon ramsay shouting at you

Idiot 1: undoing cooking!
Idiot 2: How?
Idiot 1: Throwing it into the trash!
Gordon Ramsay: OH GOD, LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS.

by wierdchar121 November 21, 2021

Cooking pot

When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.

I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking

by Gcockkk October 23, 2023

cooked

to win by a large margin

Person 1: "I heard you guys crushed *insert sports team here* last night"
Person 2: "Yea, we cooked"

by JamezN42 August 28, 2022

cooking dinner

a phrase said to encourage a dude to get home but also a veiled threat.

Elaine texted him she "cooking dinner" as an incentive for him to get home.

by atraiudesica December 18, 2016

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

that’s cook!

when something seems like bullshit

“yo Ms.Cook totally gave me an F for that paper!”
“what?? that’s cook!”

by myriadofhair November 21, 2017

im cooking

when youre doing really good at something

Gerald: DUDE IM COOKING
Rodney: REAL BRO YOU CARRIED THAT WIN

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024