Cooked

done for/getting a ass whooping/in deep trouble

Bro eli is so cooked because his mom caught him geeked

by Amia Chiuec November 7, 2025

cooked it

Used to much meth and not realising how stupid you look Running around like a headless goose

They’ve definitely over cooked it this time.

omg she’s running around like a headless chook she must have cooked it!

by Immiture June 12, 2018

Cooked

when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you

You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time

by DictationIsKindaCool April 12, 2024

Cady Cook

A beautiful, sexy, queen. Every boy is in love with her and their eyes lit up when she walks in the room.

Usually a brunette with brown or blue eyes. Has a lot of friends; is athletic and very smart. If you get a Cady Cook as a girlfriend never let her go. She is a fuckin barbie doll. Everyone wants to be her, and is very jealous of her. Has a great style and loves comfortable clothes. Every boy wants to eat her pussy.

Boy 1- Have you seen the new girl Cady Cook?
Boy2- Not yet
Boy 1- She is so sexy and beautiful

by Gerimono January 20, 2018

muck cooked

/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective

slang term for getting wasted

mega stoned

I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.

by Wordsmithingtonburger April 8, 2022

Cooked

altered dishonestly; falsified.

"as the result of cooked books, stock prices soared"

by Arminkshipper April 6, 2025

Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.

"mate platty cooks is telling me aliens in UFOs built sham castle"

by Jando22 March 18, 2025