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Cooked

Someone who is very ugly, and probably doesn’t know it.
Yo, this girl just snapchatted me a selfie, but she’s cooked.
by Prologuer May 28, 2018
mugGet the Cookedmug.

cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket
gross who’s cooking brisket
by caspercue July 24, 2021
mugGet the cooking brisketmug.

Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them
Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED
by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024
mugGet the Cookedmug.

skibidi cooked

when ur really cooked
by initdotpy July 10, 2024
mugGet the skibidi cookedmug.

Cooked

by john hamburger February 18, 2024
mugGet the Cookedmug.

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles
Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.
by Gray Matter January 16, 2023
mugGet the Cook my ballsmug.

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
by Nhurr September 23, 2019
mugGet the Thomas Cookedmug.

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