Cooked

Someone who is very ugly, and probably doesn’t know it.

Yo, this girl just snapchatted me a selfie, but she’s cooked.

by Prologuer May 28, 2018

cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket

“gross who’s cooking brisket”

by caspercue July 24, 2021

Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them

Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED

by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024

skibidi cooked

when ur really cooked

wallahi im skibidi cooked

by initdotpy July 10, 2024

Cooked

T1m me J Hair Wrist

You're Cooked

by john hamburger February 18, 2024

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019