Crispy Concords

A "Crispy Concord" Is When A Girl Is Giving You A Blowjob, You Begin To Vlog The Sex Acts & You Proceed To Slap Her Across The Face With A Used / Dried Up Nudah Condom Until You Cum On Her Air Jordans.

Fooya: Hey, Wanna Meet Up Later?
Kossdff: No, I Gotta Clean Up, I Just Crispy Concords A Bitch Earlier.

by 3rdLegGreg July 13, 2017

After Condom Dick

After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.

Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.

by Psyguy January 8, 2006

condom hat

Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.

Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.

Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

condom

where ur condom or u will be a fuckin wanker

where ur condom or u will be a fuckin da

by chris d 100 July 2, 2005

dripping wet condom

a condom that is dripping wet from heavy amounts of sperm, normally frm people like MoonMan

damn moonman stop havin sex with <tool_freak>! he's not a cat

by your dad July 9, 2003

Condommint

The hard crusty dried stuff at the end of a used condom

Hey! What the hell is this condommint doing under my pillow?

by The John Ray January 7, 2009

condomint

When you fuck a girl with a condom and her vagina feels fresh

Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.

by valet6969 October 14, 2011