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condom

The condom truck is outside, come get your five dollar bill and don't miss out on your tasty condom!
by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025
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nut no condom

what you say when someone stating facts
cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”

“nut no condom
by asfdghjk,. January 29, 2019
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poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
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used condom

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 13, 2020
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You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
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Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops
"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"
by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022
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