Commentpaedo

A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.

The word was first coined on Myspace, by Aimee.

Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancy Tom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspace comments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.

by Whaleland July 27, 2009

commutism

The act of the HR department deciding that people who live outside of Manhattan don't need to come to work while those within Manhattan do.

Man - I can't believe this commutism, the people in Jersey get to stay home while I wait for a bus that won't come and have to show up to the office.

by B-Sauce the boss February 9, 2010

Commercial Depression

The feeling you get when watching 2 TV shows and flipping back and forth using your remote (usually sports) and a commercial comes on the current show so you switch to the other only to find another commercial.

I was watching the Phillies and Eagles on Sunday and experienced commercial depression between innings when I flipped to the football game and there was a commercial there too.

by Wolfman22 October 1, 2010

Commercial Cahoots

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.

Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!

by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010

Communicater

vi. To adjust one's word choice to make it more appropriate for the intelligence or stupidity of one's audience.

I was spending the weekend with my girlfriend's hick family and found myself communicatering to them the entire time.

by xnormanamos December 25, 2010

commonsensicle

a term that your sociology prof will say instead of common sense because he is trying to hard.

prof "thats just commonsensicle"
prof drinks his water.
Military man talks
prof "thats just commonsensicle"
prof drinks his water
.......
everyday sociology class

by birddawg12 January 25, 2011

communicornication

CommUNICORNication is the improvement of the universe through means of ideas being transmitted into dreams or different forms of de ja vu. This can be between two people, but the possibilities are endless. Sometimes (rarely) these can be formed in the hands of the gods and goddesses in order to control fate. There is no limitation.

Communicornication can be a moment that interrupts usual daily experiences, as if this feeling or experience had come your way in the past, but for some reason this time it was much more profound, while bringing in an entire new view or feeling into one's life - as if from that moment on you must go with this feeling.

Dreaming in symbols that represent people can be another form of communicornication - it is the way ideas are exchanged while both parties are asleep.

Not remembering a dream until it happens just the same the next day, then connecting with a person/place/idea afterwards - which wouldn't have happened without the dream.

"Hey Steve, what's with the hat?"
"Well, Marvin, you asked me the same thing in my dream last night, then I made you a sandwich."
"Well Steve, I am pretty hungry."
"Good thing I had that dream, Marv!"
"Looks like we've communicornicated once again."

In Homer's Iliad, Zeus, disguised with the face of Nestor, sends a false dream to Agamemnon telling him everything will work out if he sets out for Troy.

In a dream, I watched an orange tree grow in the corner of a room - only to find within the next few days that a friend who happens to be associated with oranges, reappeared into my life. This is communicornication.

by abotola November 3, 2011