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Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.
Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.
by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025
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Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.
Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 26, 2009
mugGet the Clock One Upmug.

clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping
Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
by Da_vinki June 14, 2023
mugGet the clock in on that assmug.

Clock It

A "sassy" or sophisticated term to express someone agreeing with another person in a situation.
Person 1 - The earth is flat

Person 2 - The earth is actually round

Person 3 - Clock it!
by zayy._27 September 12, 2025
mugGet the Clock Itmug.

thot clock

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.

Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
by holmesd March 7, 2019
mugGet the thot clockmug.

clxwn...clock

Clxwn...Clock is a TikToker with few followers, they post comedy and danganronpa edits.

Danganronpa: An Anime about teens trapped together and a bear (Monokuma) shows up and announces that they have to murder each other to graduate.
Person 1: Have you seen Clxwn...Clocks edits?

Person 2: Yea, their great!
by Kokichi’s panta November 30, 2020
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the 10 o clock ryan

people who tend to sleep at 10 o clock during holidays
that ryan ma kid likes to sleep in real early during the summer he pulled the 10 o clock ryan!
by 99069 April 30, 2009
mugGet the the 10 o clock ryanmug.

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