Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 9, 2008

carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022

Carpet muncher

Someone who like eat from the fury cup (pussy)

Example..

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"See that girl over there she's a carpet muncher "

by Doobie 74 September 30, 2019

braided carpet

When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.

"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"

by White_chocolate69 November 20, 2017

Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.

Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021