Skin Carpet

A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.

John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.

by Calvsiboy August 31, 2022

Carpet

The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...

Carpet of spencer

by Josh but not him but japan November 9, 2022

Carpet cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex

'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"

by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

Carpet Cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against eachother in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex

"Hey do you wanna hang later and perform the sexual act of a carpet cumsplash?"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"

by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022

Carpet

(Noun) "Capet is a soft material usually laid on floors of houses to provide a soft surface on which to walk."
- GradeAUnderA 2015

(Adjective) To cover something, usually in a substance of some sort.

(Noun) "I just got a new carpet for my living room."

(Adjective) "We will now carpet the cake with frosting."

by ProfessionalRose November 25, 2022

Carpet sake bomb

When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!

Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.

by MeSsiBoI May 2, 2022