Cancer Cookie

A cookie that have way to much sugar and unhealthy ingredients like cancer, aids and the flu. so when you're baking cancer cookies be sure to take all the trash you can find, even the shit thats plugging up your sink. then you make one huge cancer cookie with the dough, almost like a cake, but a cookie. tehn stuff it in the microwave to ad the extra cancer to the dish.

Jo: Damn thats one hell of a cake
Tom: naw brah, its a cancer cookie . cant you taste the aids?
Tim: i could easily die for this shit

Cancer Cookie: a cookie thats dangerously good

by Billy the exterminator April 15, 2015

The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.

A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

by Nodako March 13, 2008

Cancermocking

To shave your head bald
OR
To shave your head bald when told not to by someone with cancer, just so you can piss them off.

-Dude! You are a total dick!
--Why?
-Because you are cancermocking
OR
-Will just shaved his head!
--Why?
-Because he is Cancermocking.

by SCOTCHGUARD69 May 18, 2007

cancer

The definitions for white people on this site

Ugh those uneducated SJWs posting cancer don't realize what a double standard is

by Sycoperson May 19, 2016

I appreciate your candor

I quick polite and condescending phrase that implies that the user knows what is being implied and in fact does not care for the implication.

Also known as "I don't give a fuck what you think, but thanks"

Woman: Honey, you can really drink a lot. You should be proud.

Man: I appreciate your candor. Now blow me.

by CaptAhab June 6, 2013

candra

1)noun. Someone who canstantly bothers their sibling by either hurting them physicaly or emotionaly.

2)verb/adjective. The act of wanting or being a dumb ass

1) "My sister can sometimes be such a candra."

2) "All the blonde girls at me school think it is cool to be a candra."

by skylarH May 15, 2008

CANCER

A group of guys that are so ILL and do what ever they want. They'll steal your wife, girlfriend and ruin your life while bettering their own. They drink bottles of vodka like water every night and there is no stopping them

I got so CANCER shat last night that I ended up fucking my friends brothers girlfriend with another dude at the same time.

by BLAIDEL August 14, 2006