burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes

Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?

by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017

Burrito-ing

Cuddling in one big Blanket with someone like a big burrito

We should start burrito-ing

by nailicis August 7, 2018

Burrito Man

The owner of a beefy little penis

Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man

by Skindle September 15, 2023

beaner's burrito

A bunch on Mexicans in a blanket

I joined in a beaner's burrito with a bunch of Mexicans in a blanket, and Jose grabbed that tush

by Swaggin_Dragon June 6, 2016

Burrito

A Burrito is a mexican food that consists of lots of different food, typcially beef, lettuce or cabbage, tomatoes, black beans, and olives. All wrapped in a tortilla.

Person 1: Wanna order food tonight?
Person: 2 Yeah sure!
Person 1: What do you want?
Person: 2 Eh, just get me a burrito.

by Zomatic May 2, 2020

Burrito Of Awesomeness

The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!

The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.

by Nikolai103 June 19, 2010

Burrito Hippies

A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.

“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”

“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”

by Hairbear44 June 2, 2018