Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

by SCOTLY March 23, 2019

Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Documenting Bullshit

The hedonist act of documenting utterly mundane and/or meaningless activities such as taking pictures of food to post in social media for other hedonist to enjoy/emulate/envy and/or to try to overdo in their pursuit of instant gratification. Documenting bullshit often leads to an endless trail of stupid shit and it is the main driving force behind recent social phenomena like Instagram influencers, celebrity-cultist, youtubers, reality tv, tweeter, excessive dumb-risky behavior etc. The USA is the capital of hedonist bullshit documenters.

1. Hey bro, Logan Paul just came out with a new YouTube video where he is screaming at random people. The video is 10 minutes long and serves no other purpose but to document the stupid bullshit.

3. TLC's new show... "midgets with long arms" is a great example of people documenting bullshit
4. The real housewives of scripted bullshit and the bachelorette's community pussy props are great examples of television documenting bullshit
5. You posting a picture of your new shoes is you engaging in documenting bullshit
6. Trump tweeting about toilets and how windmills cause cancer are examples of how tweeter is a leading player in the field of documenting bullshit

by Mr. Poopsalot March 14, 2021

Bullshit

The majority of definitions found in The Urban Dictionary.

Have you read the latest Bullshit in the Urban Dictionary? There is so much bullshit that passes as definitions.

by GenuinePneumatikos July 18, 2020

Bullshit fun

Beyond a good time

The day that res got Bullshit fun was the day Alex, Steve, John, and Liam made a home-made slip n' slide after uni exams.

by Johnno2302 January 22, 2009

Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)

Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one

by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018

Continuing the bullshit

don't continue the bullshit, its gonna get to you
Don't search up different variations of qwerty and all the other stones (combinations of keyboard shit)

bro 1: DO NOT CONTINUE THE BULLSHIT
bro 2: AIGHT AIGHT
bro 1: you better not be Continuing the bullshit

by Jaggy42069 August 22, 2021