Twater Bottle

Slang term for a douche

Her time of the month came so she told her baby daddy to grab her a couple Twater Bottles at the dollar tree on the way tback from seein his P.o.

by BitchDatty April 13, 2019

bottle episode

an episode in which the majority of the time is spent in one central location.

this bottle episode sucks! they don't go anywhere lol

by will1214 November 23, 2022

bottle coddle

The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.

You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job

5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job

by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020

ketchup bottle

A funny word for Satan

Ketchup bottle lives in hades

by napalmspittingllamma November 7, 2022

You Bottle It

Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness

Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler

Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner

Example:

Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u

3hours later while dude2 is sleeping

Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*

Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.

1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!

by Papi Warbuck$ July 3, 2017

Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.

"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"

by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021