One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.
What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!
by F_loot April 14, 2011
Get the Poon Booker mug.someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.
Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
by blackmikeg August 3, 2011
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A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.
My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.
by TardBarglar January 1, 2012
Get the Queue Blocker mug.When calling someone, they immediately change the conversation, then end the call before you have a chance to tell them what you called them for.
I was completely Talk-Blocked when I called Joel. I wanted to ask him a question, but all he did was complain then hang up. That guy is the master Talk-Blocker
by mexicoselbano October 27, 2012
Get the Talk-Blocker mug.Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013
Get the Life Booker mug.A girl that claims to be pregnant.
She is the biggest critter of all times and i hope she fucking dies.
She is a piece of shit friend and nobody actually likes her.
She is a all time slut and a full time satanist.
She is the biggest critter of all times and i hope she fucking dies.
She is a piece of shit friend and nobody actually likes her.
She is a all time slut and a full time satanist.
by Basicbittch February 11, 2014
Get the cassidy becker mug.Casey (double Decker) Becker is larger person who goes by many names, some think of him as a baby hippopotamus. He is very sociable but many people hate him. His claim to fame is his size. He is also has a group of freshman girls who can't get enough of him I.E Maggie.
by dilstradamus May 25, 2014
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