mo better

something which is better then better

threesomes, construction workers

by mo better July 12, 2003

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

you better

A clause used to begin a sentence describing an impressive action. Note: The subject is variable. Also note: The conjugation of a “you better” phrase is always in the present tense, regardless of when the action described occurred.

Johnathon: how did u finish that video project on time??

Rom: girl.. i better stay up for three days in a row!! lol

by ETERNIA January 12, 2005

batter

The object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.

You were getting awfully friendly over there. Who's the batter?

by J. Dodz May 1, 2006

better-n-halo

anything that is more fun than halo. That isn't hard to accomplish sence halo is overrated and incredibly boring with nothing new.
Games that are better-n-halo
Rainbow Six Vegas
Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare
Mass Effect
and even the underdog Kane and Lynch Dead Men
Ect.

Exactly what I just named up there- and more
BETTER-N-HALO

by Cpl. Kane January 17, 2008

Battered Liberal

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh

Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.

by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007

11 inch cake batter maker

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.

Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!

by Vince! May 17, 2008