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and you did it at my birthday dinner 

Quote from Tati (sorry if i spelled that wrong) where she accused James Charles of gulping at her birthday dinner. TIME AND PLACE
Tati: AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER
James: *gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp*

Spanish Birthday Cake 

When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.
Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?

Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it

dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.
at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)

Golden birthday 

When you turn the same number as the number of the month your birthday falls on (eg. 22 on January 22). This birthday is the on,y birthday you are guaranteed to get laid. You must go to the bar regardless of age or relationship status and enjoy getting your "golden kill".
Yo man it's my golden birthday so I'm gonna get some golden pussy tonight!!
Golden birthday by mackwort January 21, 2015

Anal Birthday 

When your so excited that it's your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you shit your pants.
Shane: Ryan had an anal birthday last week
Jordon: How do you know?
Shane: There was choclait frosting in his pants

Platinum Birthday 

When both the digits of your age match the day you were born.
Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!