by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005
Get the scrotum buffer mug.The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").
Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer
You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer
You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!
by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008
Get the Sidewalk Buffer mug.Going down on the manhood.
by Z Man1 January 9, 2009
Get the [Junk] Buffer mug.Thats the sticky buffet right there, i stuck a nug of that weed to the wall and it stayed there for a week,.. Untill i took it down and smoked it.
by Jack Mehoff alot tomorrow November 30, 2010
Get the Sticky Buffet mug.Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.
by simomaen March 7, 2011
Get the Muff Buffer mug.When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.
Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.
by Joquandra April 7, 2011
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