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basser

A basser is a person who plays bass, goddammit. Upright or electric, theyre very hands on and shy.
Look at that basser!
by THEbasser January 21, 2005
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third base

Fondling her honey pot, blow job, or oral sex.
Winnie the Pooh slid to third base with Kanga.
by evan sandler January 4, 2007
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fourteenth base

Videotaping you having sex with your dead partner at thirteenth base and plastering it all over the internet / eFukt for people to masturbate to.
Woah this porno is really good.

What is it?

Some guy fucking a dead chick. I love fourteenth base!
by Fukt Up October 6, 2009
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6th base

a splenderifious way of having sex. usually upside down, sometimes to the side, out a window. also, the most orgastic orgasm you will ever had.
Horny boy: dude, i need to get to 6th base.
Horny boy 2: you gonna try it on the stairs this time?

Horny boy 3: man, it's the best orgasm ever.
by thehornster November 5, 2009
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66th base

Needed:
XBOX 360
Call of Duty: WaW or Call of Duty: MW2
(this cannot b performed with cod 4 because it's full of no-scopers, and no-scopers have yet to reach 1st base)

You start off playing WAW or MW2 on your XBOX 360 as normal, half way through a match you get a boner, you then proceed to shooting one of you're opponents with:

WAW: Type 100 sub machine gun.
MW2: SCAR-H

after your opponent has died, you run up, tea bag them, whilst shoving the xbox controller up your anus and have the trigger stuck down so it's constantly vibrating, and you obviously jack off to this.

If you are in zombie mode on WAW you can simply smack your penis every time you hear the sound of a panel of a window being repaired... do this until red or you have cummed.

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If you are female the only way you can reach 66th base is by fingering yourself watching your boyfriend/husband/any other guy... do this.
Guy 1: I reached 66th base last night

Guy 2: So that was the reason you tea bagged me after killing me
by NeedlesLookLikeWeirdPenises February 16, 2010
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Bassett Hound Face

A vagina that has been abused to the point that its labia look like floppy dog ears, its clitoris like a tongue, and the opening like a drooling dog's mouth thus making it resemble the face of a Bassett Hound.
"Dude did you tap that?"

"Nah. It looked like a Bassett Hound Face so I threw a treat at it, scratched her butthole, and made her go home."
by Shunt343 May 16, 2013
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Balseiro

A person who normally doesn't get stuff right. He's not the brightest and is pretty clumsy
What is he doing? He must be a Balseiro.
by BurntSausage November 27, 2016
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