bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.

“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay

by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025

can of bacon

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

by Bill Woods January 1, 2017

Gay bacon

Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.

"Mm that's some good gay bacon"

by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

There's no bacon

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005

Tiptoe Bacon

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"

by Robistro September 5, 2012

Not into bacon

Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}

by Bandsandpizza March 2, 2016

anal bacon

Untidy skin/flesh emanating from the ringpiece, giving it the appearance of chewed bacon. Usually as a result of overly aggressive anal sex but can equally be caused by prolapse or even be congenital.

Lord Asquith met Lady Jane at the Spring ball, and after months of wooing he finally came to court her. In time they were married and there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Alas on their wedding night he discovered she had anal bacon, rendering him impotent. He obtained an anullment later that week.

by Mr. Cardboard July 24, 2012