Status Attack

A status attack is when another person posts on your Facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.

Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?

Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.

by Pavelboca June 04, 2009

Brap attack

an insult.

blad she is such a brap attack!

by Mel331 January 09, 2009

Back Attack

When a person walking in front of you appears to be super hot, but then they stop to turn around their face is butt ugly.

Dog check out that dime piece with the midrift and mini skirt up ahead, yeah lookin pretty hot. Oh wait she's turning around... Aweee, Back Attack!

by deanrendar January 21, 2011

Attack on Titan

The only show where plot armor doesn't exist

Have you seen the latest episode of Attack on Titan yet?

by Dumbass_Weeb February 06, 2021

whack and attack

To hit the lips of a closed vagina with your cock, then insert and essentially attack the vagina.

Man, i sure did whack and attack last night and my cock is sore!!!

by B-Dog killian March 16, 2008

Shark Attack

Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.

Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.

by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006

Shark Attack

An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.

See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that

by Matt Delornoe December 06, 2008