Austin

Austin’s are usually very tall and are very sexy they also know how to fight if you see a wild Austin do not make eye contact or they will pounce out side of them being to beat any one up they are very fine gentlemen who every one wants to be around but if you go to ones house don’t look in there basement
(Rober) I’m going to kill that guy “walks up to Austin” but Austin uses the world to stop time and punch a hole through his chest

Defenition 2
Murder attacks Austin
But Austin pulls out his katana and uses water breathing to kill him
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Austin

Person: look it Austin
Austin: who’s vape am I hitting?
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Van-Austin

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.
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Austin

Is a asshole
stop being a austin
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Austin

Austin is a mysterious person. On the outside, they can look like tiny innocent people who don’t have a life. But on the inside, they are one horny mother flipper. They are the type of person who would do it outside while their whole family watching. Austin’s are one of a kind people, they are loving and sweet with a sexual side aswell.
Holy shit! Last night Austin and I had the best sex ever!”

“Did you hear about what Austin did for the show?”
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Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.
Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
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austinning

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
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