Windows Vista

One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.

For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.

Guy 1) What is better? Windows Vista or 7?

Guy 2) 7.

Guy 1) Why?

Guy 2) Because Vista is bullshit.

by Teslarossa November 16, 2013

window of inopportunity

A period of time when something cannot be done. Antonym of "window of opportunity". A slightly sarcastic phrase drawing on its opposite meaning of a common phrase.

We dont have data for May, thats a huge hole in our marketing campaign. May is a window of inopportunity!

by Savalkan June 12, 2008

Windows 11

The next generation Windows operating system by Microsoft that will be worse then anything ever.

Natalie: My Windows 11 computer wont download anything
Microsoft: Windows 11 will be the best operating system ever

by ninanoelle May 08, 2017

window licker

Dennis Hahn

Durrrr dee dee dee duhhhhhhhh.

Dennis Hahn, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm a window licker.

by 5tircrazy July 11, 2010

Windows Vista

Microsofts newest operating system, much faster than Windows XP but people can't use it properly and start ranting on about it being crap

Windows Vista is so much better than XP, it no longer looks like a toddler-style computer and programs respond more

by VistaIsAwesome July 28, 2008

window watching

When you are really stoned and you get paranoid and peer out the window through your blinds to make sure no cops are sneaking up on you.

"Hey, look at Steve window watching! He is so high!"

by Jack Aaron July 31, 2005

Dirty Window

To ejaculate on your partners glasses after intercourse.

"I want to give YOU a Dirty Window, Amy."

by Flealan April 16, 2009