Soccer

Nothing just nothing

Oh do you play soccer. No stfu go get a lire it's football

by Tobideak April 24, 2022

Soccer girls

Strong and powerful athlete who goes after what she want and when she falls she gets back up and tries again. Sometimes she needs words of encouragement but she is very talented and beautiful she hates her hair down it’s always in a ponytail.

Those soccer girls are so cool

by Soccer#10 December 8, 2022

Soccer mom

An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.

Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!

Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.

Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!

by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020

Soccer

Soccer is a word that people only from the United States would call football. Soccer is a sport that includes a round ball that’s hard or squishy, (DONT BE DIRTY!!!) boots/cleats, shin guards, long socks, shorts and a jersey that’s matches with the whole team.
The players are goalie, mid fielders, strikers, middle defenders, defenders and subs. Subs don’t really do anything when there on the bench. Subs are substitutes for when a player gets hurt, has to sit out, player gets too tired to play, needs water and etc. At the end of the game your team needs the most goals to win!! Have fun

Shrek: Let’s play soccer baby!
Alexiana: Okay I’m down Shrek the father of my kids😏

by AlexianaLovesShrek November 21, 2022

Kiss a soccer boy day

October 31- National kiss a soccer boy day, girls kiss that soccer boy

Girl #1 “ that boy it hot i wanna kiss him”
Girl #2” well it’s october 31 national kiss a soccer boy dayand he okays soccer so go for it”

Girl #1 “ wow perfect timing i’m gonna go kiss him

by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 5, 2023

soccer bop

When you get slapped across the face with a flaccid penis.

Dude- "Wow did you see that video of Christian soccer bopping that girl!"
Girl - " omg don't talk about that it was disgusting!"

by PoopyDick SmallWood April 19, 2016