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Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...
by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012
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Get the clinger fart mug.When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.
Me: The fuck, did you just fart?
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
by Ol' headass January 10, 2020
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1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020
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