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Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person
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Got Another Thing Comin

A phrase uttered when one is completely appalled by the actions of another, usually indicating that the outcome said trouble maker is expecting will take a turn for the worse.
If this hoe think she gon' just cut me in this damn line, she got another thing comin!
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In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes
In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.
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Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!
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when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty
Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."
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Pulling a Where the Wild Things Are

Going on an incredible night-time journey and beginning the morning far from where you began your night. You may or may not remember how you got where you are.
Did you hear Frank woke up in Vancouver this morning? Definitely a classic example of pulling a where the wild things are.

Haha yeah, he said he still doesn't know how he ended up there.
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