Satan

the best damn guy you'll ever meet
hey have you seen satan, yea he's the best
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Satan

The primordial omnipresent conscious darkness, throughout nature, as well as the universe, which speaks and the 'supreme' prince of evil.

Satan harms innocent people for his entertainment/selfish desires, as well as has narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) and brainwashes others to be the same.

(Notes: Satan tries to cover up for his disorder, including by confusing others that neurotypical people have it.

He has demons who work for him to spread his disorder around the universe.

No god was powerful enough to destroy Satan, but one day a being shall come to do so as the prophecy fortold).
'Satan isn't necessarily a red human with horns, but the omnipresent evil conscious darkness, throughout nature and the universe, which speaks.'

(Please read my definition of evil & demon for more information).
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Satan

The man who created i ready and its awful balloon breaks.
satan made i ready when i was still 3 years old
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Satan

Gay losers that will burn forever
Satan took it up the butt basically liked someone so much kept touching umm.
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Satan's Sausage

Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.
I found Satan's Sausage in Tescos today.
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