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woke

Pretending to care on something or someone, not because you do really care, but because you want to look kind and good in the eyes of other people, even though you are lying to them and hide them the facts.
Transperson: You can identify any gender as you like, I can even identify as 5 year old girl, so I can take any young boys I want, without being a creep.

Woke: Stunning and brave!
by Peanut Vendor May 27, 2024
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Woke Imperialism

A foreign policy is used by nation-states to dictate to other nations based on perceived injustices the other nations are committing.
The United States uses Woke Imperialism on their approach to Isreal after the October 7th attacks by Hamas.
by jondich May 27, 2024
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I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
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Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.
Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.
by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024
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Woke Plague

A plague that slaughters the sanity of men and warps it into something insidious. The internet is its breeding ground, and if you see it, immediately run or shut down your computer.
The Woke Plague has infected X, and it replicates itself at an alarming rate. Everyone, beware.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024
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Woke

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
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Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
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