African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.

Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.

by Maq Maq January 13, 2021

Wizard

The act of ingesting both LSD and shrooms at the same time. Usually performed after a long night. Involves a spiritual trip in which you feel you know everything about everything.

Hayden you're doing a Wizard right now bro.

by The Wizard Inducer October 22, 2020

Wizarding

Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."

Alex asked Rebecca if they could try wizarding

by Ancient God July 24, 2024

69 wizard fingers

The thing ever

Dude did you see 69 wizard fingers new album

by 69 wizard fingers October 5, 2018

flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016

Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time

Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

by probablyracist399 October 16, 2025

Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.

In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.

by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022