Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

Carl Wright

A particular brutish boxer with an enormous cock that's almost as big as his big bald head. Covered in muscle and full of charm. A real ladies man until his alter ego 'Wrighty' surfaces usually after 1 to many shandys! That Wrighty is an evil khunt!

He's big and bald also not that old that definitely Carl Wright. Hang on ! has he had a shandy? Fuck that... That's Wrighty! Run.

by Hannah1985louisa July 9, 2024

Keigan Wright

This is a man from the land of the Picts, also known as "Scotland", he once asked Caitlin for a shag. He got rejected from Caitlin SWT, and now he is currently wondering how he will hide the fact he was going to fuck her under the sheets using his banana peel lubricant.

He is found lurking in the depths of the scottish highlands.

Person 1:Oh boy, can't wait to Keigan Wright that girl right there!
Person 2:Jolly gosh, why would you shag her?

by polishsausage2099 July 16, 2024

Dexter Wright

He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.

"Dexter's hilarious"
"Dexter Wright? The handsome one?"
"Yeah, the boy everyone chases after"

by Guess.. February 10, 2025

Dexter Wright

He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.

"Dexter's hilarious"
"Dexter Wright? The handsome one?"
"Yeah, the boy everyone chases after"

by Guess.. February 10, 2025

Rope Weight

Refers to a heavy object hanging at the end of a rope, and is often used in reference to a dead body.

Person 1: I hate that guy.

Person 2: Me too. He’d make a great rope weight.

by turgled March 16, 2025

Jabari Wright

In love with one person only and their name starts with a M and ends with a Lianna

you’re such a Jabari Wright,Jabari

by Jabagoat March 22, 2025