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two wheels and a bag

A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

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slow carlos
Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!
by malcontent February 6, 2004
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Mexican Ferris Wheel

When someone puts ÿ in their bioline in gay.com and it fucks up the room.
Was that Pat Sajak and the Whéél of Fortuné? No, it was just a Mexican Ferris Wheel.
by Shadow March 24, 2003
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Wheel of Fortune

A Sex Position involving three men, and a dwarf woman. Two of the men fuck the girl pig roast style (one in the front hole, one in the back hole) standing up, so that the dwarf girls legs aren't touching the ground. Then the third guy stands next to them, and spins the midget girl around.
Yo that midget girl got wheel of fortuned.
by Positioner Pal October 19, 2010
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Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.
Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.
by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011
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Real third Wheel

A person that has sex with a couple

A coupe devil status

Technically

Proper definition of a third wheel , roll together completely
married couple invited their friend to have sex with them and they fucked

That friend was the third wheel

Alot more stable and control achieve

Definition by Mr.Gusher / Soapy Sardines

Real third Wheel
by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018
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human catherine wheel

When you have the need to vomit and expulse diarrhoea at the same time and are unable to know which way to face the toilet.
I've been up all night being sick and having diarrhoea- I'm like a human Catherine wheel.
by S-Jayx March 5, 2016
mugGet the human catherine wheelmug.

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