Wheel Chair Race

This is when a girl gives simaltaneous hand jobs while sitting in between two guys. As she strokes their cocks it give the appearance that she is moving the wheels of a wheel chair. The race is to see which guy cums first.

Fester was so turned on after the wheel chair race that her fog lights were on.

by Salaried Employee January 14, 2011

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two wheels and a bag

A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

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Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!

by malcontent February 07, 2004

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Mexican Ferris Wheel

When someone puts ÿ in their bioline in gay.com and it fucks up the room.

Was that Pat Sajak and the Whéél of Fortuné? No, it was just a Mexican Ferris Wheel.

by Shadow March 25, 2003

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Wheel of Fortune

A Sex Position involving three men, and a dwarf woman. Two of the men fuck the girl pig roast style (one in the front hole, one in the back hole) standing up, so that the dwarf girls legs aren't touching the ground. Then the third guy stands next to them, and spins the midget girl around.

Yo that midget girl got wheel of fortuned.

by Positioner Pal October 13, 2010

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Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 05, 2011

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