Wheel Chair Race

This is when a girl gives simaltaneous hand jobs while sitting in between two guys. As she strokes their cocks it give the appearance that she is moving the wheels of a wheel chair. The race is to see which guy cums first.

Fester was so turned on after the wheel chair race that her fog lights were on.

by Salaried Employee January 14, 2011

two wheels and a bag

A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

See also:

slow carlos

Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!

by malcontent February 07, 2004

Mexican Ferris Wheel

When someone puts ÿ in their bioline in gay.com and it fucks up the room.

Was that Pat Sajak and the Whéél of Fortuné? No, it was just a Mexican Ferris Wheel.

by Shadow March 25, 2003

Wheel of Fortune

A Sex Position involving three men, and a dwarf woman. Two of the men fuck the girl pig roast style (one in the front hole, one in the back hole) standing up, so that the dwarf girls legs aren't touching the ground. Then the third guy stands next to them, and spins the midget girl around.

Yo that midget girl got wheel of fortuned.

by Positioner Pal October 13, 2010

Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 05, 2011

Emotional third wheel

The act of being with a person who is trying to comfort another person when you have no real reason to be there. You are not helping in the act, though you originally intended to. You appear to just be a random person sitting next to someone who is trying to emotionally comfort another.

My friend James was comforting some girl because she had a fallout with her boyfriend. I was gonna help comfort her too, but he kinda took over. I felt like I was an emotional third wheel and left them to their talking and cuddling session.

by Anon Y. Mous 74 October 06, 2013

Hotdog Steering Wheel

The act of steering your penis in the direction you want to ejaculate. This can be aimed for a person or anything you want to cum on.

I hit my sister with the Hotdog Steering Wheel. Let's say brown and white don't mix.

by AN0SEater January 02, 2021