Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When you fall asleep while jerking off

Bro Joeys mom walked into his room and caught him falling asleep at the wheel!

by Not An Actual Gamer January 10, 2020

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two wheels and a bag

A person confiend to a wheelchair with a calostomy bag because most of his digestive system and lower spine was destroyed by a 40 cal bullet.

See also:

slow carlos

Thats what happens when you try to kill a cop...You get two wheels and a bag!

by malcontent February 6, 2004

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Mexican Ferris Wheel

When someone puts ÿ in their bioline in gay.com and it fucks up the room.

Was that Pat Sajak and the Whéél of Fortuné? No, it was just a Mexican Ferris Wheel.

by Shadow March 24, 2003

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A Sex Position involving three men, and a dwarf woman. Two of the men fuck the girl pig roast style (one in the front hole, one in the back hole) standing up, so that the dwarf girls legs aren't touching the ground. Then the third guy stands next to them, and spins the midget girl around.

Yo that midget girl got wheel of fortuned.

by Positioner Pal October 19, 2010

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Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011

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