It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking
by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022
Get the Dirty Vampiremug. An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires
A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
B: But vampires are handsome.
A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
by Opso Opos April 26, 2021
Get the Vampire teamug. by Kcornfield October 18, 2020
Get the vampire popsiclemug. Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
Get the vampire-bat strokingmug. Yunghoon: did I just see a vampire
Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty
Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS
Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty
Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS
by StariiStori July 12, 2021
Get the the boyz vampire anticsmug. A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.
The worst of all baby mamas.
The worst of all baby mamas.
“Vampire Mothers are real.”
“Vampire Mother got paid today!”
“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”
“Vampire Mother got paid today!”
“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”
by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018
Get the vampire mothermug. Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone
by Izmo March 16, 2008
Get the vampire slayermug.