Twitter

An app where mentally ill people live.

Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?

Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!

by JaredDingleDwarf May 15, 2023

Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

Twitter

Everyone writing vaguely interesting things that hold no meaning other than to distract and make you chuckle a bit as you relate to the empty punchline

Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity

by A dank A$$ meme May 27, 2018

Twitter

Twitter is a Famous social media

And a Place where everyday they cancel someone

Twitter is The worst social media in history

by Force1022 April 20, 2022

Twitter

Hell in the form of a social media website

What ever you do NEVER GO ON TWITTER

by albertfingernoodle December 22, 2022

Twitter Vulture

People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.

Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha

by cryptofurrency March 17, 2019