Turtle Parade 

A non trivial sized line of men at Bathroom or Portable toilet that seemingly all need to poop urgently

I was at the football game and there was a massive Turtle Parade because there was only 1 porta jon.

Turtle Parade by Mr. Pix September 21, 2018

turtle boner 

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.

Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.

turtle boner by Dik chez October 14, 2018

turtle head

turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle

dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.

turtle head by All america bitch December 24, 2018

Turtle cake 

A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.

I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.

Turtle cake by River.01 March 4, 2019

Turtle Bunny (Jashawn) 

Is probably the best fucking thing to happen to me. He is my turtle, my husband, my everything, my bunny and everything i need when it comes to the relationship were in. Idk what I'd do with out him but i fuckin love him so fuckin much. Nun of u ppl will ever understand. I love love love him & cant wait till we eventually become 1. Cant wait till we become a family and many more things thats gonna happen in the future

"Whats a turtle bunny (Jashawn)"

"Oh juss my boyfriend"

Turtle Bunny (Jashawn) by Sadae March 16, 2019

Turtle-bite 

When a man is peeing and he pinches his balls in his belt buckle but cannot remove them straight away because if he does he will end up missin the bowl and pissin everywhere. He just has to endure the pain until his piss is over.

I just got a heavy turtle-bite over behind those bushes. Ow, fuck!

Turtle-bite by Crackpotslingshot May 14, 2019

Turtle Shock 

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours

I gave my girl turtle shock

Turtle Shock by LAGOUT July 20, 2019