Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.

Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.

by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012

tree alophigis

When a tree is shoved down a girls pussy while the other girl is slowing injecting pine leaves inside her anus

Wow Laura is really good with the tree alophigis. Like it really wore me out. She's a keeper!

by Hella sexy potato November 23, 2017

Breaking trees

The first thing you do in a new Minecraft world

World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END

> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

tree slayer

One who slays trees with a vengeance or as he's known round these parts, Glenn Durant Jr.

My dad the tree slayer

by Honkcd June 29, 2015

splittin trees

The act of sharing marijuana cigarettes with others.

"Man, I know her, she get high! We was splittin trees all night!

by GBlaster June 13, 2013

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

Oak Tree

A person who casts shade to everyone.

That Jonny boy was an Oak Tree, He gassed Tracy

by NyanPonRona August 9, 2016