A Patrick

One who is dumb and not very smart.

Jordan failed his test, and admitted to being a patrick.

by garboojizz November 24, 2021

Patrick

Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.

Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.

by BelleFezzhair September 3, 2019

Patrick Fisher

The guy with a HUGE penis. His ass is also godly.

Friend: "Wow! Patrick, your ass is out of this world!"
Patrick Fisher: "Thanks buddy!, you don't need to tell me, just feel me!"

by TwitchDruidMystic October 30, 2018

Patrick

Sexy Fucking fat bitch

Omg is that really Patrick
No way it is fuck where’s my cock

by Patrick dolphin December 19, 2019

PXL - Patrick

the biggest KB SIMP of all

Did you hear that PXL - Patrick got over 1k plays on HGA in 4 days?

by not-unbarred September 29, 2020

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

yo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by yikersman December 17, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a piece of shit that will never get far in life. He has no control over his Money, Life and Future. That's why he will never get far in life. If you're his GF you should better leave him before he gets you into dept too. He can be agressive and scream and not see an issue with that. He's fat and medium good Looking with the time though he gets uglier and loose the top of his hair just like his Father that didnt get anywhere in life either. You should never trust him because all he does is lie to your face and hide things from you. He's not smart either and either dropped out of college or didn't even think of furthering his education.

Me: Are you Dating a Patrick?
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.

by tessaTessssssssssss25471 July 2, 2020