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Sour Vampire

by The Sour Vampire April 1, 2025
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vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.
Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.
by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025
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Vampire GOD

the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around
by 201HH April 8, 2024
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vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period
real men let their girl do the vampire facial
by captainpoggers May 2, 2024
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Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024
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Youth Vampires

People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.
The bar's just filled with those Youth Vampires, just waiting to land another twink to feed on
by Tourkey Lourkey May 21, 2024
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Energy Vampire

Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. Fuck you too you fucking solipsist. Isn't it funny how people who surround themselves with sycophants and people on the payroll are always the self-appointed arbiters morality? Self appointed arbiters of good people and bad people but they're fucking solipsistic to the core. Like the role of other people in life is to be pleasant to they can "live their best life"
Hym "Yup, it's the energy vampires. Not the fucking solipsists who think they're fucking better than you. 'WhY aRe YoU tRyInG tO ComPeTe WiTh Me!? I'm JuSt TrYiNg To LiVe My LiTtLe SoLiPsItIc LiFe WiThOuT hAvInG tO fEeL bAd!' Can't ever be you, can it? Can't be you who is the piece of shit, can it? It's always somebody else. It's not the people trying to abscond other the solution to A.I. Not the people imposing schizophrenia. You don't ever have to do anything. It wouldn't ever be you 'BeCaUsE yOuR bEhAvIoR.' You're trash. Absolute garbo."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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